The Call

“The user you are calling is heavenly busy, Please for God Sake, Try Again...”

She was trying to get connected with God, but the line was busy. 

She was about to give up, when a soft angel like voice answered the phone, “Welcome to God Inc. God Morning. May I know your name please?”

She replied, “My name is Woeman, I am calling from Earth.”

The receptionist Angel replied, “What’s the purpose of your call?”

Woeman replied, “I have a few questions for Mr. G. Could you please connect the call?”

Angel: “Well, you know Mr. G. is really busy, he is having an extensive meeting with all the religious heads of the Earth. He will be probably be free in 2 God Hours.

Woeman: Almost in tears, “Please let me talk to Mr. G"

Angel: "Okay, let me check."

The angel checks with another angel and replies

Okay, before I forward the call let me which religion do you represent? Do you have a recommendation letter from your religious head?”

Woeman: “My religion is Humanity and I don’t have any letter to back up my cause.”

Angel: “Hmmm…According to the protocol it’s not possible for me to forward the call and your religion is being shortlisted by the religious head. I am really sorry I can’t help you in any way.”

Woeman: “I beg you please get me connected to Mr. G. else I have only one option, to commit suicide.”

Angel: In rage she replies back, “Don’t you ever use the “S” word again. Your life is a precious gift bestowed upon by Mr. G. and you are trying to end it.”

Woeman: In tears, “I am extremely sorry. It’s the pain and suffering on earth that made me utter those words. Please forgive me, Oh Sweet Angel…”

Angel: A little composed now, “Before I forward the call, tell me your grievances first. I will decide whether the call should be forwarded or not.”

Woeman: “Well I don’t know where to begin.”

Angel: “Just talk the whole thing in 10 mini god time. I have lots of other important calls from the political head to attend. They are suffering from anxiety and depression due to excessive self-inflicted corruption.”

Woeman: Surprised and angered by the response. “Well the same people whom you are going to talk is the reason behind my pain.

Angel: Angered by the retort, “How dare you make such baseless accusations? The same kind hearted souls have helped Mr. G. to build his selfless empire for your tiny planet. To protect and weak and trodden lives like yours. "

Woeman: With a deep sigh, she replied back, “Protect and serve the weak…They were protecting and serving themselves, not the weak who were left in the night to be abused and raped repeatedly…”

Her voice was trembling in pain and sorrow and the words dissolved in it.

Angel: “Your voice is breaking, I can’t hear you. Please speak little louder…”

Woeman: “I am sorry to…”

Angel: Hello, Are you there?

The call was disconnected…